Marriage Stinks

Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard it all until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in his lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries farts?

"Well I'm not going anywhere until you give us a marriage license," Bilby insisted.

"Is that so?" Mackelroy cracked his knuckles.

Marriage Stinks is a work of fart… (more)

Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard it all until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in his lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries farts?

"Well I'm not going anywhere until you give us a marriage license," Bilby insisted.

"Is that so?" Mackelroy cracked his knuckles.

Marriage Stinks is a work of fart fiction. Approximately 3,500 words in length.