Joanne Kimes

Planning Your Wedding Sucks

by Joanne Kimes

If your dreams of a fairytale wedding have been clouded by a crippling fear of the open bar bill and nightmares of your discounted DJ grinding on your "single and ready to mingle" grandmother, then Planning...

Pregnancy Sucks: What to Do When Your Miracle Makes You Miserable

by Joanne Kimes & Sanford A. Tisherman

Pregnancy Sucks, by Joanne Kimes and Sanford A. Tisherman, M.D., gives you real solutions to all the annoying and somewhat awkward situations that can unexpectedly arise during your pregnancy. Did you know that:...

Pregnancy Sucks for Men

by Joanne Kimes

In Pregnancy Sucks for Men, the author and her husband, Jeff, tell it like it is and show men how they can help out without doing the chore wrong; understand and cope with their wives' emotional rollercoaster...

Pregnancy Sucks

by Joanne Kimes

- That ""glowing skin"" everyone promised you looks remarkably similar to the hormonal acne you battled as a teen - Your special bond with your husband? It means he can't sleep in the same room as you, thanks...

Potty Training Sucks

by Joanne Kimes

Are you suffering through your kid's potty training because . . .

• Your toddler has peed on your in-laws' carpet again?
• Your best friend's kid is already trained (even though he's two months younger than yours)?...

Menopause Sucks

by Joanne Kimes

Do they call menopause "the change" because . . .

• You have to change shirts three times a day-after you've sweat through them?
• You have to change addresses, just to avoid all that mail from the AARP?
• You have to...

Breastfeeding Sucks

by Joanne Kimes

You know breastfeeding sucks when . . .

Your breast pump starts to resemble a medieval torture device

Your latest scent is eau de' cabbage leaves

Your breasts rival Old Faithful as a must-see attraction

If you need...