Hyperion / Humor

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

by George Carlin

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Are You Ready to Succeed?: Unconventional Strategies to Achieving Personal Mastery in Business and Life

by Rene Foss

This hilarious book confronts every aspect of a flight attendants absurd worldfrom the endless array of passenger demands, to the secret language of flight attendants, and a unique version of the Safety Demo...

Familyhood

by Paul Reiser

For the longest time, based on no evidence other than our own insecurity and sense of incompetence, my wife and I were convinced that we were the flat-out, no-question-about-it, least-skilled parents in the...

Damn You, Autocorrect!

by Jillian Madison

Sh#@ Your Phone Says

“Damn You, Autocorrect!”

If you own an iPhone, BlackBerry, Droid, or any smartphone, there’s a good chance you’ve screamed that phrase out at least once. In Damn You, Autocorrect!...

What I'd Say to the Martians: And Other Veiled Threats

by Jack Handey

Jack Handey is one of America's favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches. Now, in What I'd Say to the Martians, Handey regales readers with his...

Loose Girl: A Memoir of Promiscuity

by Doree Shafrir

I'm much older than my computer--are you suggesting that the older something is, the more uselss it becomes Because that's what I'm hearing (although I'm not hearing it very well.....)

Love,

your old mom

Yes,...

I'd Rather We Got Casinos: And Other Black Thoughts

by Larry Wilmore

Within these pages are the musings, the revelations, the ruminations, and the reflections of the incomparable Larry Wilmore. Here, collected for the first time, all in one place, are his Black Thoughts. From...

Damn, it Feels Good to Be a Banker: And Other Baller Things You Only Get to Say If You Work On Wall Street

by Leveraged Sellout

In one word: egregious.

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Banker is a Wall Street epic, a war cry for the masses of young professionals behind desks at Investment Banks, Hedge Funds, and Private Equity shops around...

And Still Peace Did Not Come: A Memoir of Reconciliation

by Jenny McCarthy

Dearest Reader,

By now you might be wondering: Jenny McCarthy has more to say?! After six New York Times bestsellers, I've talked about pregnancy, autism, and motherhood. I hope you've enjoyed it. I hope it's...

Mojo: How to Get It, How to Keep It, How to Get It Back if You Lose It

by Tracy Mayor

We all pray for world peace--but only moms need a Prayer at Preschool Pickup: "O God, please don't let me be late. Please keep the light green for just one more second. Please fill the small, tight heart of...

Mommy Prayers

by Tracy Mayor

We all pray for world peace--but only moms need a Prayer at Preschool Pickup: "O God, please don't let me be late. Please keep the light green for just one more second. Please fill the small, tight heart of...

American Freak Show

by Willie Geist

“Willie Geist is one part Twain, one part Carrot Top, two parts Heckle, and one part Jeckle.”

—John Heilemann and Mark Halperin, authors of Game Change

“I’ve read laminated airplane safety cards with...

Don't Say I Didn't Warn You: Kids, Carbs, and the Coming Hormonal Apocalypse

by Anita Renfroe

When I first learned that I was pregnant, I thought this was going to be the most blessed, beautiful, rose-petals-at-my-feet-and-bluebirds-lighting-upon-my-forearm time of my life.

Then I went for my first...