Humor

All By My Selves: Walter, Peanut, Achmed, and Me

by Jeff Dunham

The most popular standup comic in the U.S." --Time

Whether he's breathing life into Walter, an old curmudgeon; Peanut, an over-caffeinated purple maniac; or Achmed, a screaming, skeletal, dead terrorist, comedian...

Badass

by Ben Thompson

An unstoppable collection of the most hardcore figures who ever strapped on chain mail and ran screaming into battle

Throughout history—from the bone-crushing age of antiquity to the sack-tearing modern era—there...

Jokes Every Man Should Know

by Don Steinberg

The Only Joke Book You’ll Ever Need

Featuring:

     •  Nine Jokes about Heaven and Hell

     •  Eight Jokes Just for Kids

     •  Nineteen Jokes Definitely Not for Kids

     • ...

At Wit's End

by Erma Bombeck

"America's irrepressible doyenne of domestic satire."

THE BOSTON GLOBE

Madcap, bittersweet humor in classic Erma Bombeck-style. You'll laugh until it hurts and love it! "Any mother with half a skull knows that...

Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin

by Kathy Griffin

Official Book Club Selection is Kathy Griffin unplugged, uncensored, and unafraid to dish about what really happens on the road, away from the cameras, and at the star party after the show. (It's also her big...

Do Ants Have Assholes?

by Jon Butler

Do Ants Have Assholes? is a hilarious, over-the-top parody of bestsellers like Do Men Have Nipples? John Butler and Bruno Vincent have dreamed up a venerable, historic (and imaginary) newspaper.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

by The Oatmeal

Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat comics in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You.

If...

Shakespeare and the Art of Verbal Seduction

by Wayne F. Hill & Cynthia J. Ottchen

Do you long to be seductive? Have a desire to be seduced? Then “let lips do what hands do” and put into practice the most enticing baubles of seduction ever written. Shakespeare and the Art of Verbal Seduction...

Uncle John's Supremely Satisfying Bathroom Reader

by , Bathroom Institute

Supreme satisfaction awaits you in Uncle John’s 14th all-new edition, which covers a whole host of topics—from the silly (a branding iron for hot dogs), to the bizarre (an exploding whale), to the profound...

Boys Against Girls

by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

The Hatford-Malloy feud continues in this fast-paced sequel to The Boys Start the War and The Girls Get Even (both Delacorte, 1993). Their egos still smarting from the humiliation they suffered on Halloween...

Flipped Movie Tie-in Ebook

by Wendelin Van Draanen

The first time she saw him, she flipped. The first time he saw her, he ran. That was the second grade, but not much has changed by the seventh. She says: “My Bryce. Still walking around with my first kiss.”...

Holidays on Ice

by David Sedaris

David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favorites as the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive...

Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex: Cincinnati Bow Tie, Donkey Punch, Rusty Trombone, Hot Carl, Rodeo, Strawberry Shortcake

by Dirty Sanchez

From the Tea Bag and Donkey Punch to the Rusty Trombone and Cleveland Steamer, Dirty Sanchez’s Guide to Buck Nasty Sex shows how to pull off the most intimate sex moves like a pro.

Plus, Dirty Sanchez himself...

Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!

by Erma Bombeck

"She goes a long way with her book to prove that humor is the best -- possibly the only -- way to keep the world on an even keel."

CHICAGO SUN-TIMES

Remember the things Mother used to say? Erma Bombeck remembers...

The Best Thing About My Ass Is That It's Behind Me

by Lisa Ann Walter

Follow one woman's bumpy, cellulite-riddled ride through size-0 Hollywood and learn how she went from body-dysmorphic to sassy-asstastic in only twenty-five short years of dieting, thousands of dollars in "procedures,"....

Nerd Do Well: A Small Boy's Journey to Becoming a Big Kid

by Simon Pegg

The unique life story of one of the most talented and inventive comedians, star of Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Paul, Spaced, and Star Trek.

Zombies in North London, death cults in the West Country, the engineering...

The Alphabet Of Manliness (revised and updated)

by Maddox

Sometimes in life you say certain words in conjunction with other words that you normally wouldn't, such as the word "holy" and the word "shit." Those times are rare and celebrated. Well, get your face hole...

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

by George Carlin

Check back soon to read more details about When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? by George Carlin.

Your Next-Door Neighbor Is a Dragon

by Zack Parsons

Finally, a book about the Internet that takes place outside the Internet!

Your Next-Door Neighbor is a Dragon leaves the bleeps and bloops behind for a series of surreal interviews and adventures with the people...

Assholeology

by Steven B. Green & Dennis Lavalle

Steve Carrell--the Pretend Asshole

Ari Gold--the Hollywood Asshole

Simon Cowell--the Trying-Too-Hard Asshole

Mickey Rourke--the Reformed Asshole

Barney Stintson--the True Asshole

To truly be an asshole is an...