Humor

I Hate Everything

by Matthew DiBenedetti

I hate that I'm going bald.

I hate that I still make fun of bald people.

I hate karma.

Amateur haters, step aside. Time to learn what it really means to be miserable. Because this guy hates everything. From hating...

101 Reasons to Leave New York

by Howard Jordan Jr.

"101 Reasons to Leave New York is a quirky pop culture book that recognizes and articulates the unthinkable notion of willingly leaving the greatest city on the face of the planet. Then, provides all the funny,...

Yo' Mama is So........: 892 Insults, Comebacks, Putdowns and Wisecracks About Yo' Whole Family

by Hugh Payne

It's everyone's favorite form of insult comedy (as seen on MTV!)-hundreds of crushingly funny one-liners about "yo' mama"-and all yo' other relatives-sure to shut people's mouths or make them howl with laughter....

A Guy Walks Into A Bar...: 501 Bar Jokes, Stories, Anecdotes, Quips, Quotes, Riddles, and Wisecracks

by Michael Lewis

Did you hear the one about the bartender and the rabbi? If not, you'll find it in this delightful book-along with hundreds of other jokes and funny stories, classic and brand-new-about the denizens of bars,...

The Pun Also Rises: How the Humble Pun Revolutionized Language, Changed History, and Made Wordplay More Than Some Antics

by John Pollack

A funny, erudite, and provocative exploration of puns, the people who make them, and this derided wordplay's remarkable impact on human history.

In The Pun Also Rises, John Pollack-a former World Pun Champion...

No More Homework! No More Tests!: Kids Favorite Funny School Poems

by Bruce Lansky & Stephen Carpenter

No More Homework! No More Tests! includes the funniest poems about school ever collected in one book.  Sillier than a teacher with hiccups, funnier than toilet paper stuck to the bottom of the principal’s...

Pagan Babies: and Other Catholic Memories

by Gina Cascone

As a child, Gina Cascone would hide under her bed, in the closet, and run away from her parents, hoping somehow to escape her worst fear. But she couldn't hide from the awful truth...

She had to go to Catholic...

The 188th Crybaby Brigade: A Skinny Jewish Kid from Chicago Fights Hezbollah--A Memoir

by Joel Chasnoff

Look at me. Do you see me? Do you see me in my olive-green uniform, beret, and shiny black boots? Do you see the assault rifle slung across my chest? Finally! I am the badass Israeli soldier at the side of...

The Comedy Bible: From Stand-up to Sitcom--The Comedy Writer's Ultimate "How To" Guide

by Judy Carter

The complete scoop on being—and writing—funny for money.

Do you think you're funny?

Do you want to turn your sense of humor into a career?

If the answer is yes, then Judy Carter's The Comedy Bible is for you....

Mrs. Goose Goes to Washington: Nursery Rhymes for the Political Barnyard

by Hart Seely

Can anything be poetic in the politicking of Washington, D.C.? Is there poetry in the morning's headlines and in tonight's news tickers? Or, as Seely paraphrases Dr. Seuss, Do W's troubles trouble you, too?...

Born on a Rotten Day: Illuminating and Coping with the Dark Side of the Zodiac

by Hazel Dixon-Cooper

In this wickedly funny guide, professional astrologer Hazel Dixon-Cooper casts off sugar-coated astrology in favor of exploring the maladjusted side of the universe. If you want the inside scoop, the real deal,...

Bro on the Go

by Barney Stinson

Article 42: Upon greeting another Bro, a Bro may engage in a high five, a fist bump, or Bro hug, but never a full embrace.?

When The Bro Code was first published in 2008, it took the world by storm—becoming...

Arguing with Idiots: How to Stop Small Minds and Big Government

by Glenn Beck & Kevin Balfe

FUNNY.

FRIGHTENING.

TRUE.

It happens to all of us: You're minding your own business, when some idiot informs you that guns are evil, the Prius will save the planet, or the rich have to finally start...

You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News: Shocking but Utterly True Facts

by Cracked.com

From the most-read humor site on the internet, Cracked.com

YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE…

You're going to wish you never picked up this book.

Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com...

Here's the Deal: Don't Touch Me

by Josh Young & Howie Mandel

NATIONAL BESTSELLER

An engaging no-holds-barred memoir that reveals Howie Mandel’s ongoing struggle with OCD and ADHD—and how it has shaped his life 

Howie Mandel is one of the most recognizable names in...

I'm Not High: (But I've Got a Lot of Crazy Stories About Life as a Goat Boy, a Dad, and a Spiritual Warrior

by Jim Breuer

A hilarious memoir from comedian Jim Breuer, with inside stories from his career in comedy as well as deeply personal moments from his life.

With his goofy smile, sleepy eyes, and stoner's laugh, Jim Breuer...

Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation

by Lynne Truss

The spirited and scholarly #1 New York Times bestseller combines boisterous history with grammar how-to’s to show how important punctuation is in our world—period.

In Eats, Shoots & Leaves, former editor...

Heidegger and a Hippo Walk Through Those Pearly Gates: Using Philosophy (and Jokes!) to Explore Life, Death, the Afterlife, and Everything in Between

by Thomas Cathcart

Q. Why are there almost as many jokes about death as there are about sex?

A. Because they both scare the pants off us.

Thomas Cathcart and Daniel Klein first made a name for themselves with the outrageously...

Ice Cream & Sadness: More Comics from Cyanide & Happiness

by Rob Denbleyker, Dave McElfatric, Kris Wilson & Matt Melvin

Cyanide & Happiness is back!

You hold in your grubby mitts the second collection from the hit online comic that was created by a quartet of depraved, inappropriate twentysomethings from all four corners of the...

The Slackers Guide to U.S. History

by Don Stewart & John Pfeiffer

What does Miley Cyrus have in common with Sacagawea? How could Steve Jobs have helped Eisenhower? What does the moon landing have to do with the Hilton sisters?

In less time than it takes to recite the preamble...