Humor / Topic / Adult

Seriously...I'm Kidding

by Ellen DeGeneres

I've experienced a lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've...

Assholeology

by Steven B. Green & Dennis Lavalle

Steve Carrell--the Pretend Asshole

Ari Gold--the Hollywood Asshole

Simon Cowell--the Trying-Too-Hard Asshole

Mickey Rourke--the Reformed Asshole

Barney Stintson--the True Asshole

To truly be an asshole is an...

Uncle John's Curiously Compelling Bathroom Reader

by Bathroom Readers' Institute

You are getting very, very curious... More than 500 mesmerizing pages await you in Uncle John's ALL-NEW 19th edition! No more frantic searches at the last minute for something to read. Your brainwaves will be...

I Am Better Than Your Kids

by Maddox

Maddox is the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness, the creator of The Best Page in the Universe, and a genius.

Maddox can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids. And he can drive....

The Penis Name Book: A Guide to Naming Man's Best Friend

by David Rosenthal & Saryn Chorney

Boy, oh, boy, naming a guy's manhood can be a difficult decision. Do you go respectable with Peter O'Toole? Or hip with the Big Lebowski? Or choose one with a little more flavor like Charlestown Chew? With so...

The Maxims of Manhood

by Jeff Wilser

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It's summer. So get your ass outside and get some real sun. Not only does that fake-and-bake turn you...

Bad Girls Need Love too

by Gary Lovisi

A Lust for Life

Anxious to undress, these dangerous dolls ply their womanly wares to get whatever they want: men, power and sex - lots of sex. Yet to quench their fiery desires they crave more, much more. See,...

I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability

by Ron White

After years working as a journeyman comic, struggling from one gig to the next, Ron White-now known by fans (and law enforcement officials) as "Tater Salad"-struck gold with the Blue Collar Comedy phenomenon....

Overheard in New York UPDATED

by S. Morgan Friedman & Michael Malice

Updated with sixteen new pages of quips, remarks and exchanges from the creators of overheardinnewyork.com.

The streets of New York are full of characters who don't mince words-or care who hears them. This...

Drek!: The Real Yiddish Your Bubbe Never Taught You

by Yetta Emmes

One doesn't have to be Jewish to recognize the words that have made their way into every fold of popular language: Chutzpah, Mensch, Tokhes, Mishmash, Nudge, Shtick, Schmaltzy, Schlep, Icky, and so on. Then...

Disgusting Things: A Miscellany: A Miscellany

by Don Voorhees

A collection of extreme, gross-out, cringe-worthy? and irresistible?trivia.

How long does the human head remain conscious after decapitation?

What fish communicates by farting?

What birds use vomit and poop as...

It's Not Easy Bein' Me

by Rodney Dangerfield

An American comic icon tells the story of his second–act rise from obscurity to multimedia stardom.

"When I was a kid," writes Rodney Dangerfield, "I worked tough places in show business––places like Fonzo's...

The Doomsday Survival Handbook: Bucket Lists for Every Conceivable Apocalypse

by David P. Murphy

It's The End Of The World...So Now What?

It's a fact: in some form or another, Doomsday is upon us, and you need to be as ready as possible for any and every eventuality. Zombies? Bring 'em on! The Rapture?...

The Book of Testosterone: Stuff Men Say

by Mike Herron

The Book of Testosterone is a treasure trove of humorous, thought-provoking quotes, euphemisms, clichés, and opinions useful in shaping real men. Some are well-known, others have been handed down by unknown...

A Straight People: A Spotter's Guide to the Fascinating World of Heterosexuals

by Jeffery Self

Hilarious hetero-watching guide: nesting behavior, feeding and mating habits, migration patterns, key identification features, and more!

Uncle John's Presents Book of the Dumb 2

by John Michael Scalzi

In this sequel to the best-selling Uncle John’s Presents Book of the Dumb, guest author John Scalzi casts a wide net to bring readers more mind-boggling dumbosities perpetrated by dumb-doers. This time, to...

The Potty Mouth at the Table

by Laurie Notaro

Pinterest. Foodies. Anne Frank’s underwear. New York Times bestselling author Laurie Notaro—rightfully hailed as “the funniest writer in the solar system” (The Miami Herald)—spares nothing and no one,...

Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know

by Doogie Horner

The Greatest Dirty Jokes of All Time Including:

     •  The One About the Factory Worker Who Made Love with a Pickle Slicer

     •  The One About the Flea, the Flight Attendant, and the Airplane...

XXX Porn for Women: Hotter, Hunkier, and More Helpful Around the House!

by The Cambridge Women's Pornography Coop

Porn for Women (over 100,000 copies sold in its first six months!) and Porn for New Moms left women begging for more. To satisfy, the Cambridge Women's Pornography Collective has upped the ante with this "unrated"...

How to Marry...A Million-Dollar Man

by ArLynn Presser

Worried about inflation?Concerned about nuclear arms in the hands of terrorists? Nervous about fuel costs? This investment guide and survivalistís handbook in one is all you need to gear up for windfall profits...