Adam Rex

Fat Vampire: A Never-Coming-of-Age Story

by Adam Rex

Doug Lee is undead quite by accident—attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts...

Unlucky Charms

by Adam Rex

Have you seen me?

Name: Scottish Play Doe

Age: 11

Last seen with twins Erno and Emily, their gargantuan housekeeper, Biggs, and an accountant named Merle Lynn who claims to be a scientist from the future or something,...

Cold Cereal

by Adam Rex

There's a little bit of magic in every box.™

Scottish Play Doe—aka Scott—is used to being a little different. Sometimes he hallucinates things no one else can see. Mermaids. Unicorns. A talking rabbit-man...

Guys Read: Will: A Short Story from Guys Read: Funny Business

by Adam Rex & Jon Scieszka

Will’s got it rough. He’s practically the only kid in school who hasn’t found out that he’s a wizard or a vampire or the child of a Norse god. But when a supervillain takes over the school and all the...