Maddox

The Alphabet Of Manliness (revised and updated)

by Maddox

Sometimes in life you say certain words in conjunction with other words that you normally wouldn't, such as the word "holy" and the word "shit." Those times are rare and celebrated. Well, get your face hole...

I Am Better Than Your Kids

by Maddox

Maddox is the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness, the creator of The Best Page in the Universe, and a genius.

Maddox can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids. And he can drive....

Crappy Children's Art

by Maddox

Previously published as I Am Better Than Your Kids.

If you think children are precious little snowflakes who are perfect in every way, think again. If you cherish every piece of art, every book report, every...