8,194 words (≈ 33 minutes)
If you’re a liberal (like me): Congratulations! You’re awesome! I’m awesome. We’re fair, rational, tolerant, pleasant, public-spirited individuals who have managed to figure just about everything out, and we’ll solve all of the world’s problems as soon as we're given the chance. [Wait. Let me just take a few seconds to give myself a high five for being an atheist. OK.] No one else cares about anything other than their own selfish aims and their completely… (more)
Language: English
Written in: 2010
Published: 2010-12-26
Word count: 8,194 words (≈ 33 minutes)
Tags: Humor, parody, Conservative, liberal
Thu, 12 May 2011 05:24:09 +0200
Liberalism is a lie and a mental disorder. You proved it yourself with your preface alone. You proclaim tolerance and moral superiority in a narcissistic manner, then proceed to state that you hate conservatives "more than anything in the world." A world that I suppose you believe happened by accident, being an "enlightened" atheist. Pseudo-compassionate, pseudo-tolerant, pseudo-intellectual drivel. Modern liberalism is an exercise in slipshod imbecility. It elevates only perversity and destroys… (more)
Liberalism is a lie and a mental disorder. You proved it yourself with your preface alone. You proclaim tolerance and moral superiority in a narcissistic manner, then proceed to state that you hate conservatives "more than anything in the world." A world that I suppose you believe happened by accident, being an "enlightened" atheist. Pseudo-compassionate, pseudo-tolerant, pseudo-intellectual drivel. Modern liberalism is an exercise in slipshod imbecility. It elevates only perversity and destroys reason and anything of substance. Even the so called unfortunates liberals claim to champion are harmed when one of you lies successfully enough to get elected.
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