DEAR MEN,I HATE YOU ALL.

So, I could start this off by saying I'm this beautiful exotic special woman who's just misunderstood. Beautiful? Could be. Exotic? Eh, NO. Oh but I am quite misunderstood that part's not wrong at all. Special? Yeah I'd say I was. This ain't a cry for help or a boo-hoo type thing at all. I do have your attention though, right? I would assume that I do since you're still reading this. The name's Zaylen Nicole Jones. Realistically, I stand at a “towering” 5'0.… (more)

So, I could start this off by saying I'm this beautiful exotic special woman who's just misunderstood. Beautiful? Could be. Exotic? Eh, NO. Oh but I am quite misunderstood that part's not wrong at all. Special? Yeah I'd say I was. This ain't a cry for help or a boo-hoo type thing at all. I do have your attention though, right? I would assume that I do since you're still reading this. The name's Zaylen Nicole Jones. Realistically, I stand at a “towering” 5'0. Notice the sarcasm here. I wouldn't call me a midget though, it'll get you killed.

My messy curly mane and hazel eyes always gets me unwanted attention. Don't get me wrong, it doesn't really come from the male specimen. I'm male prone; meaning they don't flock to me easily and they just don't see me. Thus resulting in my hating of all MALE kind. Okay,so maybe I don't actually hate them,but still I might as well. It's like their tiny brains don't know a good thing when its standing right in front of them. You feel me? Nod your head. Still interested? I would like to think so.

I'm so sick of hearing my mother tell me,“Zay you're beautiful and smart. Men are just intimidated by you.” Intimidated?! Insert mellow face here. If I were still a naive little girl that statement alone would pacify me. It doesn't work anymore though. I'm nine-fucking-teen years old. Where's the excitement?! I don't have overly romantic stories to share with my best friend. I didn't have the luxury of going on a first date or any of that for that matter. I'm just male prone. That's the only logical answer I could come up with at this point. It's like I've been sprayed with male be gone. Okay,so pay no attention to that. I'm venting here!

Oh, and let's not forget that if men are so-called intimidated by me then my crazy best friend, Tory, is trying to set me up with some weird ass thing..that I wouldn't even call a man. Either their jacked the fuck up or their simply not my type. Maybe I don't have a right to be so damn picky,but still I like what I like. Yeah shake your head and giggle. I guess my reaction would be the same if I weren't talking about myself that is.

Zaylen.

Zaylen.

Zay-damn-len.