Nobody to Kill: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

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Revenge of the Anarcholesbian Epidemiologist: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

A virus causes its victims to bash their skulls to pulp: corporate conspiracy or the latest Gen-X trend? You make the call.

The Chimp's Gotta Gun!: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

Dick Burns teams up with adult film star Nina Hartley against an unholy cabal of anti-sex feminists and CIA hitmonkeys.

Lead Valentines for Wang: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

It's Othello in a kilt meets a sumo Farewell, My Lovely in this action-rimmed tale of jealously, retribution, and self-abuse.

The Chickasaw Gravelpacker: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

A hermaphroditic Chinaman takes the Speaker of the House hostage in a hideously perverted plot to change his gender.

The Guns of Capitol Hill: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

An NRA chestnut! Shootout at the House Select Committee on Assasinations!

The Case of the Missing Foot: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

Hot amputee action with a guest appearance by adult film actress Annette Haven!

The Case of the Naked Nun: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

A cross country killing spree turns into a high-octane Christian allegory! As cited in the Vatican Index of Forbidden Texts!

Requiem for a Hitman: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

The last of the JFK "clean-up" crew takes his lumps for the Crime of the Century.

Blood and Garlic: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & Monkeyrotica

A brainwashed assassin runs amok in DC and is looking for a really good plate of ziti. Burns serves one up hot and steaming.

The Reluctant Terrorist

by Harvey A. Schwartz

Could the Holocaust happen in America? A leading civil rights lawyer projects a future in which Homeland Security paranoia is used to justify detention of the latest breed of terrorists: Israelis fleeing from...

Segue

by Wiley Davis

A segue. A short story about a transitional moment.

Beautiful Red

by M. Darusha Wehm

The future is boring. Technology has solved most of the world’s most pressing problems, leaving people with tedious work and mundane play. Jack is a Security Officer Class 5, which sounds important, but isn’t....

Union of Renegades: The Rys Chronicles Book I

by Tracy Falbe

Dreibrand Veta has killed for his country. At the frontlines of imperial expansion, he seeks to rebuild the fortune of his noble family. In his daring travels he encounters the rys, a race far more powerful...

Lady Chatterley's Lover

by David Herbert Lawrence

Lady Chatterley's Lover is a novel by D. H. Lawrence written in 1928. Printed privately in Florence in 1928, it was not printed in the United Kingdom until 1960 (other than in an underground edition issued by...

Kim

by Rudyard Kipling

Kim, aka Kimball O'Hara, is the orphan son of a British soldier and a half-caste opium addict in India. While running free through the streets of Lahore as a child he befriends a British secret service agent....

Right Ho, Jeeves

by P. G. Wodehouse

Right Ho, Jeeves is a novel by P. G. Wodehouse, the second full-length novel featuring the popular characters Jeeves and Bertie Wooster, after Thank You, Jeeves. It also features a host of other recurring Wodehouse...

Captains Courageous

by Rudyard Kipling

The adventures of Harvey Chaney Jr., an arrogant and spoiled son of a railroad tycoon. Washed overboard from a transatlantic steamship and rescued by fishermen on the Grand Banks, Harvey cannot persuade them...

The Glory of Ippling

by Helen M. Urban

He brought them life and hope. Why wouldn't the fools take it from him?

New York City Marathon

by Joseph Devon

The day of the New York City Marathon brings vast crowds to Manhattan. Some come to run the race. Some come to watch the race. Some come to get drunk and watch the race. And some come knowing full well that...

stories in between: narratives and mediums @ play

by Drew Davidson

stories in between: narratives and mediums @ play is a unique text exploring the interplay between stories and media. The discussion focuses around the Myst narrative as it moves across media from games to books...