The Case of the Missing Foot: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

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The Case of the Naked Nun: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

A cross country killing spree turns into a high-octane Christian allegory! As cited in the Vatican Index of Forbidden Texts!

The Chimp's Gotta Gun!: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

Dick Burns teams up with adult film star Nina Hartley against an unholy cabal of anti-sex feminists and CIA hitmonkeys.

Revenge of the Anarcholesbian Epidemiologist: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

A virus causes its victims to bash their skulls to pulp: corporate conspiracy or the latest Gen-X trend? You make the call.

Lead Valentines for Wang: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

It's Othello in a kilt meets a sumo Farewell, My Lovely in this action-rimmed tale of jealously, retribution, and self-abuse.

The Chickasaw Gravelpacker: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

A hermaphroditic Chinaman takes the Speaker of the House hostage in a hideously perverted plot to change his gender.

Nobody to Kill: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

Private dick Dick Burns takes on healthcare fraud, bisexual thrill killers, and a dog with scrofula...with guns blazing!

The Guns of Capitol Hill: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

An NRA chestnut! Shootout at the House Select Committee on Assasinations!

Requiem for a Hitman: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

The last of the JFK "clean-up" crew takes his lumps for the Crime of the Century.

Blood and Garlic: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & Monkeyrotica

A brainwashed assassin runs amok in DC and is looking for a really good plate of ziti. Burns serves one up hot and steaming.

Light-Years Ahead of His Time

by Joseph Devon

This story was published out of sequence because I got somewhat derailed during the Holidays by family and then I got sick and blah blah blah. At some point leading up to this story I decided that I wanted to...

The Glory of Ippling

by Helen M. Urban

He brought them life and hope. Why wouldn't the fools take it from him?

Babbitt

by Sinclair Lewis

In this sardonic portrait of the up-and-coming middle class during the prosperous 1920s, Sinclair Lewis (1885-1951) perfectly captures the sound, the feel, and the attitudes of the generation that created the...

The Reluctant Terrorist

by Harvey A. Schwartz

Could the Holocaust happen in America? A leading civil rights lawyer projects a future in which Homeland Security paranoia is used to justify detention of the latest breed of terrorists: Israelis fleeing from...