Odyssey: California Dreaming

"Reality is stranger than fiction. Who wants to waste their time writing about elves and dragons, when there are enough fantastic and diabolical entities and events all around us here in the real world. The truth is this planet is infested with far more strange and weird events and people than any common jack-ass could ever create in his wildest wet dreams and most terrifying nightmares."

Nick Waters is sick of his job, his trashy girlfriend, and life in general.… (more)

"Reality is stranger than fiction. Who wants to waste their time writing about elves and dragons, when there are enough fantastic and diabolical entities and events all around us here in the real world. The truth is this planet is infested with far more strange and weird events and people than any common jack-ass could ever create in his wildest wet dreams and most terrifying nightmares."

Nick Waters is sick of his job, his trashy girlfriend, and life in general. He dreams of the palm tree lined beaches of Southern California, of the beach bunnies and success that surely await. Getting there is the hard part.