97,429 words (≈ about 7 hours)
The space-faring Yherajk people have come to Earth to meet us and to begin humanity's first interstellar friendship. There's just one problem: They're hideously ugly and they smell like rotting fish. Gaining humanity's trust isn't easy when you look like a B-movie terror. The Yherajk need someone who can help them close the deal. Thomas Stein knows all about closing deals -- he's one of Hollywood's hottest young agents who’s just closed the biggest deal of his… (more)
Language: English
Written in: 1997
Published: 2009-08-21
Word count: 97,429 words (≈ about 7 hours)
Tags: science fiction, Humor
1 book