In My Neighborhood

A glorious romp and recollection of events that occur "in my neighborhood". If I had famous rock stars living all "in my neighborhood". All events are purely fictional and not a true recollection in the real world what so ever. Just my imagination and some creative writing of public figures. Not to be confused with any true events that could be construed as maligning or defaming, just funny shit that occurs when you say "what if my neighbor was Kidd Rock or Henry Rollins or even Wendy O' Williams."