Cowering in the stale darkness of an unfinished maintenance closet, he struggled to stifle the wheezing of his own ragged breath. Sounds of pursuit and the smell of fear blotted out his plans for relaxation...
A collection of amusing short stories about the human condition revealing the absurdity of our existence. Stories appearing in this collection are: The English Patient, Dr Zhivago and the Purposeful Stride,...
Munich, 1990: American expat slacker Gordy Ford poses as a top Hitler scholar, all to impress a girl. Stuck in his scam, Gordy soon thinks he's stumbled onto a shocking historical discovery that's made him the...
Ashley, just turning thirty, is stuck with a string of bad dates that keep getting worse. The last of her group of friends to be single, she’s quickly becoming hopeless about finding The One. When a friend...
Life of Crime tells the story of a son who discovers his boring baby boomer parents have been living a secret life that has recently gotten out of hand. (I have a strong feeling this story will eventually be...
What if getting the girl meant becoming a terrorist wet boy? On an unnamed university campus late in the 20th century, a young man named Fenton Bland joins a society of student Maoists in order to get near the...
In a world where relationships have been automated, only Ned Barton has the nerve to set fire to the nerve center -- and the heart to write a letter to his grandma.
How many times have you hacked down a zombie without thinking about it? Ever wondered who the shadowy force is behind that dungeon, or spared a thought for the poor denizens sat around in those chilly Crypts...
Part 1: Porn on the Bacab Set against the backdrop of punk philosophy, three jesters devise a plot to ensnare a pious beauty. Their actions may have culminated in the re-birthing of a Mayan god. All told appropriately...
Abrams Porter. Plumber. Smart, sexy, single. Every woman's best friend. And falling hard for Nina, the long-legged vision he met at a hot dog stand. A short, sharp story about love, pickup trucks, relish, Twizzlers,...
Seven-year-old David Glum watches as his grandfather is abducted by a legendary herd of elephants. Twenty years later, David returns to his parents' home to focus on growing a beard, a goal he feels sure he...
On an otherwise normal day in Wonderland, the Knave of Hearts is arrested by the secret police. Outraged by what he believes to be an injustice, his valet, the March Hare, sets out to free him. Along the way...
Gerry wakes up in in a bath full of cold water in her interview suit and best shoes. How did she get there? How did she sleep and why is there nothing aluminium left in the flat? Her flatmate Jane wants a shower,...
The continually updated autobiography of Z. D. Larkin. I will update the description each time I update the book. Update 6/8/10: Added "When I Became the Bar Mitzvah" Feel free to leave comments!
Chapman followed the newcomer through the doorway to find himself in something like an elevator, but he scarcely noticed. “Lawyer with a time machine!” he exulted. “This should strike some proper fear...