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The Revolution Will Have Endless Breadsticks

by William Hrdina

Inspired by a conversation that occurred after driving past an Olive Garden that was, as always, overflowing onto the sidewalk with Baby-Boomer aged people. A fairly harsh indictment of the Baby Boomer generation...

The Machine Is Working

by Ray Daley

When The President says something he needs to forget in a hurry then it's time to send him to The Machine. But how can the world be sure he's really forgotten that vital detail?

Hogwarts' Muggle

by NovaArbella

A Muggle professor in Hogwarts? Can that even happen? Apparently it can and our favorite snarky Potions Master is characteristically unhappy about it...for awhile. Friendship is a difficult concept for him,...

Super Mario: Welcome to The Mushroom Kingdom

by AR-Cade

This story is the origin of Super Mario, the reason it's entitled: Super Mario, and not SMB (Super Mario Bros.) is because I seriously despise the SMB film; this was made as a result of that hate. I dislike...

Michael Pollick's Beans For Books

by Michael Pollick

"Michael Pollick's Beans For Books" is a collection of humor essays, memoirs and poetry specially selected by author and poet Michael Pollick. Individual essays and poems have appeared in such literary journals...

The Bomb

by Ray Daley

When a bomb is deprived of its creator, how will it react? Perhaps by doing the one thing it was made to do? Or can it be stopped?

Austrian-Accented Action Guy

by ELIJAH JOON

Introducing a new satirical Action/Adventure series chronicling the exploits of an AUSTRIAN-ACCENTED ACTION GUY... ARHNULD BRAWNSWAGGER stars in this short story about a crew of gangsters who rough up a detective...

The Potter's Curse

by Anonymous-Etonnant

"It's the Potter Curse Son." Harry told James his eyes serious, "We all fall for a red head. No matter how hard we resist it, no matter how desolate our chances, it's inevitable."

Don't Eat That

by Rodney Ohebsion

Rodney Ohebsion on dieting

The Taxman Cometh: Notes from the Underground Economy

by Jim Greenfield

Used car dealer Sam Samson never backs down from a fight, whether it's against an irate customer like Pete Not-So-Happy, an American Indian who's as big as Hulk Hogan, or against the IRS, which is even bigger...

The Window (chapter 3)

by P.J.Schiffley

Thank you to everyone who has left such great feedback! The only reason I wrote a chapter 2 and 3 is because of you guys. I was intending to move on to another project but I will keep posting chapters to this...

Abnormality #4: Zappers

by Tom Lichtenberg

The world's #1 Big-Data Detective returns in another unrealistic adventure. This time there are disappearing dogs, cars that won't start, and people who have been partially electrocuted, perhaps by God. Part...

Abnormality #3: Lost Souls

by Tom Lichtenberg

The world's #1 Big-Data Detective returns in yet another extremely unlikely, if not impossible adventure. This time the wrong things are happening at the wrong times in the wrong places while pasts and futures...

The Window (Chapter 2)

by P.J.Schiffley

The continuing survival of a man on his own during the zombie apocalypse. Some mature language.

Exodus: Year 40

by William Hrdina

Exodus Year 40- is a sort of humorous essay/deconstruction of the Ten Commandments story as it is found in Exodus. I’ve been doing a lot of Bible reading as research for my latest novel The Gospels of Nikolai...

Abnormality #1: Beepers

by Tom Lichtenberg

Dillon Sharif was the world's greatest big-data detective. It helped to be the handsome grandson of the billionaire founders of the AllDat Corporation - legal owners of all the world's information - but would...

Let's See How You Like It

by William Hrdina

Let's See How You Like It is a satire, but it introduces ideas that I personally find very interesting. What do we do with those who wear ignorant hatred as a badge of honor? Is Frank right or wrong? They're...

Sex, Rain, and Cold Fusion

by A.R. Taylor

Prepare to meet physicist David Oster, a big thinker, a charming cad who flees Caltech and his three girlfriends for the Pacific Northwest, pastoral fantasy firmly in hand. Whatever will he do with all that...

Invasion Vacation

by Iain Baker

We have all seen stories of Alien Invasion, but what if we got it wrong? This is the story of an Interstellar Family Vacation to planet Earth (or as they call it Yrt) that goes horribly wrong. The Valaxian tourists...

For The Lack Of A Spoon

by Ray Daley

When the Owl & The Pussycat went to sea, it wasn't such an wonderful journey as Edward Lear would have you believe. And all for the smallest of reasons. Definitely NOT for children, ADULTS ONLY.