In which Harry Moffer goes to Warthogpox High School and deals with a next-to-useless magical object called the Magician’s Crystal. Parody of Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone.
A Supernatural Comedy of Universal Proportions. The Earth is My Ant Farm, The Creational School gave it to me but I’m a bit bored with it now. A bigger boy threw a rock at it in the classroom and wiped out...
Absolutely Fabulous meets Desperate Housewives in this spirited tale of two merry widows whose talent for discreetly solving other people’s problems earns them a devoted fan base and a prosperous living. Stuck...
Collection of Short Stories for kids. Including A CALL TO PRAYERS ON A COLD WINTRY MORNING, BAHLOOL PROVES THE THREE FACTS, AHLUL BAIT AT MUBAHALA, GOD SEES YOU EVERYWHERE, TIT FOR TAT, CO-OPERATION THE KEY...
Eddy's get-rich football betting scheme has yet to pay off, so in the meantime, he continues to endure the grind of daily life. Luckily, he fancies himself an American looking at America, studying the masses....
"Reality is stranger than fiction. Who wants to waste their time writing about elves and dragons, when there are enough fantastic and diabolical entities and events all around us here in the real world. The...
Space Captain Bex Shimmerly is known throughout the universe as a brave leader of men. Little known to his crew, he also has a lust for aliens and space crack.
Inspired By A True Story... An unemployed architect thinks his prayers have been answered when he inherits a Scottish village. But when he takes his dysfunctional family to the Highlands, he finds the place...
It’s my birthday and my dad is planning a surprise birthday trip. Yeah! (Not really). I hope it isn’t boring like the time I went to outer space when really I went to the most boring space museum ever. I...
An almost biographical and definitely riotous tale of adolescence begun behind the Iron Curtain, continued in a West German refugee camp and coming to a glorious end in the land Down Under. Cabbage, Strudel...
It's 1970. It's Christmas. And Elvis Presley is jack of it. He's had enough of the songs, the fans, the girls, the guys, everything. He flees Graceland on a wild, manic...
Emmet Storch was an unemployed sponger who thought he had no calling in life. All that changed when he landed a job in the call centre at the monolithic Star Insurance where, from the very first day, he was...
Every person thinks they have one good book in them. It is the job of The Illuminators to sort the good from the bad. Sometimes they are wrong. This is one example.
Chasing a parcel delivered to a neighbour, Clint is sucked into a remarkably civilised but mildly deranged crime scene. There he encounters almost-blackmail, not-actually prostitution, probable-sex scandals,...