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Joe the Satirist

by William Hrdina

A horror story in the style of Mark Twain.

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Michael Bay Must Die!! --A Satire

by William Hrdina

A surreal satire about some toys who learn about Bay's movies and vow to get revenge for the way he portrays them- and the universe as a whole.

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How YouTube Saved the World from the AntiChrist

by William Hrdina

Everything was going so well for the Antichrist, until that damn kid and his YouTube.

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Life of Crime tells the story of a son who discovers his boring baby boomer parents have been living a secret life that has recently gotten out of hand. (I have a strong feeling this story will eventually be...

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short story

baby boomer

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Not a Lot of People Know That Vol.2

by David Hailwood & FJ Riley

In the second volume of David Hailwood and FJ Riley’s ridiculously accurate Not a Lot of People Know That, we learn that all winning Lottery numbers add up to 56, the University of Life is a real place, and...

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Philistine Press

funny

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Cowardly Frank

by Rufus Offor

Frank lives with his slightly unhinged Mum. She is convinced that the world is full of things that are out to get her, like tree dangling hippos, fence pixies, marauding ninjas and thousands of other terrible...

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children

ghosts

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The Dastardly Mr Winkle Meets His Match

by Rufus Offor

"the story was riveting, humorous and exciting." "a bit too much gleeful violence and death for my taste" "It’s now 2.45 in the afternoon and other than breakfast, I’ve done nothing apart from lie in bed...

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Dan Brown

Holy Grail

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Stories of Bahlool

by Kubra Jafri - xkp

Short and interesting Stories for kids from the life of Bahlool, the companion of the 7th Imam. Thanks to al-islam.org islamicmobility.com

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behlul

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One Bedroom Apartment

by Ryan Sheffield

Somewhere in the decaying concrete flatlands of post-suburban Texas is an apartment complex where low income, low expectations and low lifes walk the line between the mundane and the macabre. Misery, humor and...

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short stories

character study

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Estate Agent Fragments Part 2

by APF

The second in our wacky series regarding a very special Estate Agent...! Brought to you by those ridiculously lovely people at www.5minutefiction.co.uk

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short story

funny

Pirate - The barking Kookaburra

by Adrian Plitzco

Pirate is a lost baby kookaburra. He befriends a colourful bunch of dogs and a cat. His sense of fun turns their life upside down. But at the same time, the dogs' survival skills and the cat's wisdom take Pirate...

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pirate fun

friendship

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Trials and Tribulations of a Teenager.

by Bram Siebert.

A short, personal essay, written for an English class, in which I discuss some of the challenges I, and teenagers, face on a daily basis.

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Bram Sieb

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Becoming Dad: A True Story of One Man's Transformation from Clueless Husband to Involved and Nurturi

by Kelly Crull

Becoming Dad: A True Story of One Man's Transformation from Clueless Husband to Involved and Nurturing Father Within weeks of getting pregnant, Kelly Crull’s wife had a stack of parenting books waiting on...

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becoming dad

first-time father

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The Republic of Naught

by Jay McLeod

Jay McLeod writes sharp, funny, angry poems about the struggle to resist conformity while working through a string of dead end jobs.

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Angry

Bukowski

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The Defective Detective : The Curious Case of the Kilchester Courier

by Adam Maxwell

Chasing a parcel delivered to a neighbour, Clint is sucked into a remarkably civilised but mildly deranged crime scene. There he encounters almost-blackmail, not-actually prostitution, probable-sex scandals,...

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dark comedy

short story

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Anything But Lonely - stories about the end of the world

by Ryan Sheffield

From charitable vandals to lovelorn superheroes to mad bombers, the disconsolate characters of the six stories in Anything But Lonely each face their own figurative- and sometimes literal -end of the world.

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End of the world

dark

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Grunt RX-10

by Martin Kolacek

A Sci-fi comedy Grunt RX-10 is a story of a neurotic machine who is so depressed by being a metallic item without a soul he becomes a renegate in the world of machines. While escaping the High computer's servants,...

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science fiction

sci-fi

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The Third Person

by Stephanie Newell

Stephanie Newell's The Third Person is a brutal, tragic and darkly humorous novel about growing up, sibling rivalry and the ultimate dysfunctional family. In a series of diary entries, fourteen year old Lizzie...

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literary fiction

dark

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Memoirs of a Bar Steward part 1: 14th-25th August: From the city to inside the Queens Legs

by The Bar Steward

Where did it all go wrong for 18 year old Jacob Cox? His family business has been blown up with all of his new customers in it and he doesn't know who is to blame. Was it his ex gangster mother, his debt ridden...

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comedy

family

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