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The Ghost, the Girl, and the Gun

by Ted Boone

Casper O'Neal is a private investigator. He's good at his job: his clients respect him, his targets fear him, and nobody particularly likes him. When Casper wakes up in his office with a throbbing headache,...

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Blood and Garlic: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & Monkeyrotica

A brainwashed assassin runs amok in DC and is looking for a really good plate of ziti. Burns serves one up hot and steaming.

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Requiem for a Hitman: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

The last of the JFK "clean-up" crew takes his lumps for the Crime of the Century.

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The Guns of Capitol Hill: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

An NRA chestnut! Shootout at the House Select Committee on Assasinations!

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The Case of the Missing Foot: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

Hot amputee action with a guest appearance by adult film actress Annette Haven!

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pulp

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The Case of the Naked Nun: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

A cross country killing spree turns into a high-octane Christian allegory! As cited in the Vatican Index of Forbidden Texts!

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Lead Valentines for Wang: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

It's Othello in a kilt meets a sumo Farewell, My Lovely in this action-rimmed tale of jealously, retribution, and self-abuse.

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The Chickasaw Gravelpacker: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

A hermaphroditic Chinaman takes the Speaker of the House hostage in a hideously perverted plot to change his gender.

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The Chimp's Gotta Gun!: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

Dick Burns teams up with adult film star Nina Hartley against an unholy cabal of anti-sex feminists and CIA hitmonkeys.

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Revenge of the Anarcholesbian Epidemiologist: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr®

by William Garner & monkeyrotica

A virus causes its victims to bash their skulls to pulp: corporate conspiracy or the latest Gen-X trend? You make the call.

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pulp

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