A brainwashed assassin runs amok in DC and is looking for a really good plate of ziti. Burns serves one up hot and steaming.
The last of the JFK "clean-up" crew takes his lumps for the Crime of the Century.
An NRA chestnut! Shootout at the House Select Committee on Assasinations!
Hot amputee action with a guest appearance by adult film actress Annette Haven!
A cross country killing spree turns into a high-octane Christian allegory! As cited in the Vatican Index of Forbidden Texts!
It's Othello in a kilt meets a sumo Farewell, My Lovely in this action-rimmed tale of jealously, retribution, and self-abuse.
A hermaphroditic Chinaman takes the Speaker of the House hostage in a hideously perverted plot to change his gender.
Dick Burns teams up with adult film star Nina Hartley against an unholy cabal of anti-sex feminists and CIA hitmonkeys.
A virus causes its victims to bash their skulls to pulp: corporate conspiracy or the latest Gen-X trend? You make the call.
Private dick Dick Burns takes on healthcare fraud, bisexual thrill killers, and a dog with scrofula...with guns blazing!
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