Welcome to the entertaining world of poet, enigma and serial adulterer, Mr If. You've never read anything like this before. You never will again. Contains adult content.
In his second collection of mashed-up poetry and prose, Mr If launches an uncompromising assault on the War on Terror through a confessional account of his affair with Marilyn, the wife of his friend Nettles,...
Subscribe to feed
Mr If
Become a fan on Facebook
Follow us on Twitter
Read the blog