1,001 Things That Fu#*ing Piss Me Off

Admit it, each of us has those little things that fu#*ing piss us off in our everyday life. Those stupid, nagging little things that just piss us off.

This book simply compiles 1,001 of those things that fu#*ing piss me off for your comparison and reading amusement.

DonaEUR(tm)t mistake this book for me telling you whataEUR(tm)s right and whataEUR(tm)s wrong or whataEUR(tm)s good and whataEUR(tm)s bad. Rather, itaEUR(tm)s my attempt to describe those things in my daily life that just fu#*ing piss me off. Incredibly, I found that many of the things that piss me off, I actually do, or (equally embarrassing) I found that it really pisses me off that some of the things in this book piss me off.

In the end, I hope you find a few things in this book that make you chuckle, either to yourself or out loud, because they fu#*ing piss you off too! I have also left space for you to add things that fu#*ing piss you off that I omitted in each chapter with the hope that you will also share those things with me.